Well, they say Satan’s clever. He’d hardly catch many unsuspecting souls if he laid his traps in bogs and tunnels.
Outlander 1.03 “The Way Out”
“this cat doesn’t even want to eat it just wants to WARM ITS FACE”
i want to do this now.
Natalie Dormer as Cressida in Mockingjay: Part 1
AU: Cophine stargazing
bless your soul for making these.
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
this is my home this is where I belong
The first time Simon Monroe and Kieren Walker have sex, Kieren mutters into Simon’s ear “I like the way you give back.”
'who? oh, an internet friend?' yea and they're a better fuckin friend than you've ever been mate so get that disapproval out of your voice and up your goddamn game you should be ashamed of urself