*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
I was walking around yesterday and I had sunglasses on — and I hate wearing sunglasses because I think it’s really pretentious, but it was sunny, so I wore sunglasses — and someone recognized me when I had sunglasses on! That was really scary, but I found it really cool as well, I was like, “Hey, you recognized my eyebrows! Yay!”
My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
they look down at each other’s lips at the same fucking time k i l l m e
saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
How many layers of cover-up mousse did you put on this morning? Do you think if you go to a different country you’ll be able to take off one of those layers? How many miles will you have to travel to be able to take it all off, Kieren Walker?
Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to
The frustration that occurs when you don’t really remember what happened in the previous book but you don’t want to reread it before continuing the series