im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
I AM READY TO LEARN
Game of thrones in colors
A+ insurance ad.
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
Harry Potter meme ♦ five relationships [1/5] : Harry & Dumbledore
I am not worried, Harry. I am with you.
i don’t understand what’s going on here
someone please tell me why did somebody gif this what is she doing
She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.
no one said high school was easy.
I still don’t understand why political parties are called “parties”. like where is the beer? who wants to pop bottles? why isn’t barack playing pong with me? did Romney just roll a joint? nobody knows